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It is Danny Bonaducci's final show here on CAZy Okay twelve years in Seattle.

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Danny, it has been absolutely amazing, and a lot of people have been

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calling eight hundred and two five two five wanting to talk with you. Are

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you ready to take some calls? Whatever you got, I got it.

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Crazy Mary is calling, Hey, Crazy Mary? What's up? Darvin?

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Hey, I decided to have a cold today, So I sounded just like

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you. Oh, I thought you relaxed. That's what this voice was.

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Yeah, it sounds just like when you called me on the hospital phone when

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I took my neck and got a deep guy and or got hit in the

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head by a tree, as you like. Here's how we met crazy Marry

0:37

because I don't know what she was crazy before we got talked to her.

0:40

But I watched this one on the news. She's driving down the freeway and

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it was had a huge pine tree. I think it was a pine tree

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just falls over answer right in the head. I thought that was an amazing

0:49

event. It was a cottonwood, But who cares, No, that's a

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very boy. Was a cottonwood. Cottonwood doesn't sound like it would hurt as

0:57

much. Hit by cor crashed her car. It's smashed, Crazy Mary.

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She was in the hospital and she missed the Kansas concert. What it was

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you wanted to take care of her and she has become a lifelong friend.

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Now, she's a great And I remember watching her on the news and said,

1:10

I'm gonna call that girl. And I went to my boss and I said, she missed Kansas. What are we gonna do for this woman?

1:15

He gave me like a handful of tickets to give her to go to Kansas.

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And you enjoyed the show? Yeah, I enjoyed this. I went

1:23

to see the Eagles in replacement of Kansas. But then I did see Kansas

1:27

and they had me backstage and I got to meet all of them and everything.

1:33

And so because of you, thank you for my fifteen minutes. It's

1:36

a fame. It's not over yet. You're on the radio right now,

1:40

So Crazy Mary, see you, Crazy Mary. Yeah, I'm gonna embellish

1:44

that story. A pine tree sounds way more painful than a cotton tree.

1:48

Who's a cotton tree? Whatever hits you, but love to you. They're

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crazy Mary. David Port Angels, You're on with Danny Bonaducci, her dabe

1:55

Hey Danny, Hey, I wanted to thank you and Sarah, we can't

1:59

say get there. For all the years you've entertained me on my long drives

2:02

from Fort Angeles to Seattle. I did a lot of early morning drives and

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you kept me awake so much so that I was almost laughing and fell off

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the road many times. You didn't break your head. Wife, also,

2:14

No, I'm fine good. I want to give you a partying gift.

2:16

I have a brand new in the box, Rock Them, Sock Them Robot

2:21

No Way sixty five. Wow. And Danny, I've had this in my

2:24

family. I love this game, and I know you and I are about

2:29

the same age, and we love our toys and especially boxing, and I

2:31

want to send this to you. I'll work it out a way to send

2:35

it to you somehow and maybe keep practicing your boxing. I will well.

2:38

No, I can't get hit anymore. I got a shunk in my head

2:40

like somebody hitting. I'm showing to show right now. If somebody hit this,

2:44

I don't know if I would die or what happens, but I'm just not taking a chance. Wow, A long time CAZy okay er Gary Crow

2:52

is on No Way, Gary Crow, what's up Danny. Danny, it's

2:57

crazy, Gary, how are you? I'm good, buddy, how are

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you? I got hit by a fifth of Jack Daniels once in the head.

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But that's a whole nother story. So you know what, Gary,

3:08

people are calling up and telling me very very nice stories. But I'll tell

3:12

you I'm leaving after twelve years. Gary, you were on the air for

3:15

twenty five years, weren't you. Let's see radio. I was fifty three

3:22

years. Fifty three years. Wow? So what are you doing these days?

3:25

What's paying the rent man? How's the one he's retired? Oh that's

3:29

right, Well he doesn't mean he's not working. He's the voice of the EQC. I know. And Gary, as much as we love you,

3:35

we want to know if you've got some favorite memories of your time with Danny

3:38

Bonaducci. I remember when Danny was thrilled that I bought my wife a assault

3:46

rifle for Christmas. Did you ever get amy one? No, we have

3:50

not got that. But there's a funny sentence. You know, I bought

3:52

my wife. We all bought your wife. By the way, how is she she's doing great? Man? Sends her love and and she'd send you

4:00

a pumpkin piere. She could. That's fair enough, man, as long

4:03

as you got Gary Crow man a long. You know, I've been here

4:06

twelve years and I'm leaving because of a health events or something like that.

4:10

Gary crow has been in radio fifty three years. Right on, I just

4:15

think, man, no more getting up at three in the morning to do

4:18

it. You're going down to Palm Springs, right yeah, yeah, yeah,

4:23

that's for at least for the winters. Yeah all right, cool,

4:27

that's where the Seattle Mafia radio Mafia retires. I got a lot of friends

4:30

down there too, Yeah, no kidding. One of my favorite stories about

4:36

you was when we first met. I said, how bad did it get,

4:41

you know, before you went to rehab? And you said, I

4:43

had to kick a guy out of my dumpster. Yeah, you said,

4:49

I flipped up the top and there was a guy in there, so I

4:53

had to throw him out. I love that story, and also the story

4:57

about when Moe and I took you to the Metropolitan Grill and more arranged for

5:03

them to give you your favorite dessert, which was bread pudding. It is

5:08

that, yeah, yeah, And Millie Cyrus was there that night, and

5:13

everybody was coming to you though to get the autograph, and I thought that

5:16

was a beautiful more famous than my ass, and I can do this.

5:25

This is some great radio. Yeah, just sticking my tongue outside. I'm

5:29

getting a laugh. What the hell? Well, Gary Crow, it's awesome

5:31

to talk with you. Parting words for for Danny. This this is it,

5:36

this is his final show here. Wow. Hey, hey Danny,

5:41

I love you, man, and I know you're going to enjoy retirement really

5:45

and just take it nice and easy and enjoy your time off, man,

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because you've certainly earned it. Right on. We send you much love,

5:51

man. God bless you now the voice of Casey Okay for twenty five years,

5:56

Gary Crow. Thanks man. Yeah, we're gonna take one last call

6:00

right now, and that is a Christie and Seattle who is calling from Motley

6:02

Zoo. Hey, how are Christy? How are you cut your cat?

6:11

Dude? I am. I'll tell you this right now. I got these

6:13

two wonderful one wonderful cat and one kind of cat that kind of sucks,

6:15

but I deliver it. But it's Motley Zoo. Right. If you're dying,

6:19

if you want to take care of a pet, call up Motley Zoo.

6:21

I appreciate my cats. Are doing. You want know what I did

6:24

to one of my cats, just between me and you. I got Pearl.

6:28

I got her the lion cut. It's hysterical. Cat run around,

6:32

a little boots, no hair, what's but boots? An little Fodor thing

6:36

on the front. Hysterical. So how are you doing? Oh my god?

6:41

I us a picture. I will. We just wanted to say thank

6:46

you for your support, and we wish you the best in your retirement and

6:50

we hope you get lots of the kitty time and all the good feels that

6:55

they can bring you. I got a cat lady watching my cats while I'm

6:59

here right now, and she's older than me and just had her knees replaced.

7:02

She can't catch a cat's but I had to have someone because I love

7:06

my kiddies so much. Hey, thank you very much for the call.

7:09

In the kind word, Christy. Motley's is a great organization. How can

7:12

people find you if they would like to adopt a pet? Where motley Zoo

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dot org and all the intro is on there, and we need fosters and

7:21

we need money. All right, one great organization. Thank you very much.

7:26

I'm glad you called. Thank you for the call. Christy. Well,

7:29

Danny, we have got Joe Lando on the phone for you. Joe

7:33

Lando, who I hope you can't hear me. He's so handsome. He's

7:38

so handsome. I was looking at his bio just the other day. That's

7:42

you know what it was. I don't think the show lasted long enough,

7:44

because there's no way he wouldn't be the handsomest man in the world or something to cover people many so handsome and a great actor. Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman

7:50

is where a lot of people know him from, a good friend of Danny

7:53

Banaducci. He wants to talk with you. It's Joe Lando, Joeing joining

7:58

Danny Bandaducci's final show here on too point five kazy Okay The Classic Rock Station.

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Why out too point five kz okay the Classic Rock Station. Today is

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the final show for Danny Bonaducci ahead of his retirement and Danny, it's been

8:11

really fun all week long to revisit with some of your friends and our favorite

8:16

guests who have been on the show over the last twelve years. Joining us

8:20

now is a very talented and handsome actor and friend of Dana Bannaducci. Joe

8:24

Lando, Hey, Joe how are you, man, I'm fantastic. How

8:28

you doing good? Good? You sound fantastic. How's the family? They're

8:33

all doing really well. You know, kids are grown up. Only two

8:37

are left here KATEU William. But you know, just good blessing. Your

8:41

kids are doing okay. My kids are doing fine. They're international now.

8:45

My daughter lives in England and my son lives in Arizona, so they're spread

8:50

out across the map in Arizona. Yeah, yeah, here go Arizona.

8:52

That's why you know what I forget this? Did I go to your wedding

8:56

or just your No, I went to your wedding, right, my wedding,

9:00

dude. Yeah. It was at the Phoenician where there was there was

9:03

fireworks. It was a big deal. It was a yeah. And when

9:07

you were in Phoenix. I had to think of a story I wanted to

9:11

tell folks about you, and it has to do with the radio because a lot of the stories I have over the years. I met you when I

9:16

was eighteen, when I first moved out of Chicago to LA and my girlfriend

9:22

went to school with Danny at this this ridiculous place called cal Prep was for

9:26

like rich kids and child stars. There was like Danny and Michael Jackson and

9:33

all the Jackson kids there and my girlfriend went there and that's how I met

9:37

Danny. And then fast forward years later, he's doing radio in Chicago and

9:41

you you were. I remember going to see you in Chicago. You were

9:45

living I think in Barrington, right, Yeah, yeah, a good how

9:48

and a half drive was sucked. I didn't think that out. Yeah,

9:52

you lived as far away from Chicago as you possibly could, but on the

9:56

edge of civilization. Then you you were in Arizona and you were huge in

10:00

Phoenix and you were Yeah, it was It was great. And at about

10:05

the same time that's when my career took off. I was on Doctor Quinn

10:07

and the show just really blew up. So it was great to be famous

10:11

with you because you were the famous person when I first met you and when

10:16

I was watching you on TV, you know, or basically about the same age. So I always wanted to be Danny, and now I am hanging

10:22

out with them. So you invited me to be on your morning show.

10:24

It was like a Thursday. I was gonna fly out the Phoenix to the

10:28

show on Friday morning, and that's fun. The weekend come back because I

10:33

went to Phoenix a lot like I got married, and so I show up

10:37

on Thursday, and the publicity department knew about it. We had to like

10:39

officially book it. You probably do you remember anything that me doing your show

10:45

in the Phoenix whole thing. Yeah. So I end up there and and

10:52

CBS pays for me to fly out and everything, and I take my girlfriend

10:56

with who's not my wife, and and it's great. We go to dinner,

11:00

and after dinner we go out to some like like a denim and diamonds

11:03

kind of a place. It was a snore. There was people there,

11:05

but nothing was going on. And at that point we had been you'd brought

11:11

a date with a blonde girl named Gretchen. Yeah, I've never met before.

11:15

Yeah. So at one point I go to the bathroom. You follow

11:18

me in there, and guys never go to the bathroom together. So I'm wondering what's going on, And you go, Hey, what do you think

11:22

about Gretchen? Oh? Yeah, she seems nice. You know, Uh,

11:26

Kirsten's getting along with her. They're heading it off. That's great,

11:30

And he goes, yeah, well I married her. Yeah yeah, on

11:33

a date. And you know, I'm like, how do you know you

11:35

met her through work or something. You just went on one date, and

11:39

in order to sleep with her, you have to marry her with her yeah, yeah, yeah, she's I won't have such with you unless we're married.

11:45

And she's pretty, she seems nice that it seems like a reasonable request.

11:48

Yeah, and you did that, And I just remember looking at the

11:52

thing in the year and I was thinking, this is this is crazy,

11:54

you know. So we decided, well, that was perfect excuse for us

11:58

to have some real fun. And we went out into the bar and started

12:03

celebrating your nuptials by drinking these things called MINDI ratios. Oh yeah, and

12:07

they did yeah, oh yeah. They kolua with vodka and soda water on

12:11

top and you sip it with a straw really quick, really quick, and

12:15

so this is yeah. We did a bunch of those, and we're dancing,

12:18

having fun, and more people are showing up and people this is before

12:22

social media, so people are getting on the phone, calling each other and

12:24

saying, come on down this place is Danny Bona Ducci's here, and that

12:28

guy's inm that TV show and bab and we were taking pictures and people were

12:33

buying the strengths and we were like Kings. We're having a great time until

12:37

four in the morning, when we got like kicked out of the place and you had to do the show at like six, yeah in the morning or

12:43

something. You start, and I think I was coming on around seven or

12:46

so, and they had booked me in a hotel that was right near your

12:50

studio to make it easy and everything right. And so I go back to

12:54

the hotel with every intention of getting up and coming down, and I had

12:56

two you know, wake up calls. I member slept through the first on

13:00

the second one. The third one curtains kicking out of bed, saying that

13:03

Danny's producer's calling and they need you to you know, they're ready to come down to the show and should they send somebody, And I'm like, yeah.

13:09

I crawled out of bed into the tub. I don't think I took

13:13

my clothes off because it hurts so bad, and I filled up the tub

13:18

and I laid there and you called back again and I said I can't come down. Then it was during a commercial and You're like, I'm coming to

13:24

you, and so you came and you do you remember any of this?

13:28

And you did the interview from the bathroom. You're sitting on the toilet.

13:33

You brought that show, Oh it was brilliant. And I'm sitting in the

13:41

tub to my clothes and you know, people are calling in from the night

13:45

before that have been with us, and there's all these people asking questions about

13:48

the TV show. And I'm looking at you, thinking you're acting like nothing

13:52

happened to us. You know, you didn't miss a beat, And all

13:56

I could do is think I want to drown myself. That sells it up

14:01

with Danny, doesn't it, though. You're like, do you remember He's

14:03

like, I was drunk the whole time. If anything, Danny, you

14:07

have got the constitution of a horse. I mean, nothing takes you down.

14:11

Oh no, but I don't even know how much horses drink. And

14:16

then I get back to LA and I'm like Monday, I'm at work and

14:18

I get a call from the head of the studio, Jessin Gant, He's

14:22

the head of CBS. He calls me up and goes, hey, Joe, Yeah, publicity parties kind of you know, upset this thing. I

14:28

ended up in the National Inquirer because they've had blacks and levels. There was

14:33

the partying, there was the unexpected marriage. You know, and it was

14:39

just the craziness. Of course, there was the bathtub and the bathtub.

14:43

Every day with you that I have known you has been a treat. And

14:46

I'm not just kidding. I will tell you this. I've known Joe so and by the way, Chicago, where I lived for years, really beat

14:52

me up one time because I said, you know, I've known Joe forever.

14:56

I knew him from high school and people call him I said, he

14:58

didn't to high school in Los Angeles, he went to high school in Chicago,

15:03

which is totally true. By the way, I didn't realize i'd see you at school with your girlfriend, and that's why I thought I knew you

15:09

from but settled down Chicago. I know Joe from high school. But also,

15:13

and this is kind of going away back, I also knew you from

15:16

a restaurant where you would throw pieces. Can you still throw a pizza?

15:18

Oh yeah? I make pizza at home. I do it on Thursdays.

15:22

I make the dough and then I make him on a barbecue now, because

15:26

I just cranked the barbecue to like six hundred degrees as hot as it would

15:30

get. My web and I have a stone in there, and then I

15:33

talked to pizza a little bit. Not that necessary. It used to be

15:37

kind of for show. But I worked at a place called Sanso Pietro's and

15:39

it was I love that point. Yeah, because if you spun a pizza,

15:43

I mean, people would come to the window. And we had a

15:45

we had a restaurant in Westwood during the Olympics and it would just be like

15:50

waving girls and is great. Yes, I have a question. Yeah,

15:58

was that you or do you have a girl with you? That sounded like

16:03

a girl to me, Joe Manda sounded like a girl. My goodness,

16:06

gracious, hey, Joe, you are the absolute man. You have been

16:10

a good friend to me for what thirty years? Don't make me do math

16:14

thirty thirty plus thirty thirty plusures. But before I let you go, and

16:18

it's nice of you to be here, didn't you bust my nose once?

16:21

I believe so? And I also had a whole bunch of contusions on my

16:26

head from when we used to do that thing with the size. Isn't that

16:29

what they're called? Oh man, we used to fight with swords, real

16:32

swords. Oh, these are lovely stories. He tried to show me how

16:37

to do this martial arts thing that I wasn't very good after he was you

16:40

know, you defend yourself against like a sword and used the size. And

16:42

so when it came my turn to defend myself against the store, he popped

16:45

me in the top of the head, the side of the head. I'm

16:48

like, this is not fun, but I couldn't say anything because he's staying

16:51

down the future. I don't want to look like a No, you don't

16:53

want to look like that. Joe. I love you more than anything.

16:56

Thanks for calling into the radio show. I love you like a brother.

17:00

Joe. Thank you very much for everything you've done for me. Because you

17:03

know, people hear the stories about me being down on my luck. Well,

17:06

unfortunately they're true. I often didn't have a place to stay. I

17:10

was often wasted when I shouldn't have been, and Joe always showed up for

17:12

me. Ladies and gentlemen, my buddy Joe, Lando Nanks, Joe,

17:15

thank you and he congratulations man, happy retirement. I wish you all the

17:21

best. Your your new bride, who I haven't met yet. I want

17:23

to see when you come out here to you haven't met Amy. It seems

17:27

crazy forever. Wow. Yeah, well we'll have to fix this all right,

17:32

man. I love you and I'll talk to you soon. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe and O. Thank you Dan, nice talking with you.

17:37

Bye. Wonderful, wonderful. Thanks for taking the time. Bro. Wow,

17:41

I said, Bro, how weird? Is that? Wow? Any

17:44

cute? He is adorable if you don't know what he looks like because you're

17:48

making a big fuss over his appearance. Yeah, look this guy up.

17:52

When he was on Doctor Quinn Medicaleman, he became a star so fast.

17:55

I'll tell you this. He played Jake. I think on One Life to

17:59

Live and I'm wrong. So I haven't seen the Joe in years. I'm living in Philly with my mother. That's how bad things. I'm thirty years

18:03

old. I'm living with my mother in Philadelphia, and all of a sudden,

18:07

I see I'm at the grocery store for some reason, and it has

18:10

a picture of Jake's biggest soap opera star in years, and I take a good look at it. Ed it's Orlando. When I tell people, people

18:15

go, I'm gonna go to La and I'm gonna be a big star in

18:18

minuseid don't do it. It's like getting struck by lightning. You're not gonna

18:22

be you're not gonna be famous. You're gonna be a checkout guy at the

18:25

grocery store. Just live with that. And so for years, Joe he's

18:29

going to be an actor. He moved from Chicago, LA. That was

18:32

his thing, and I want to tell him, no, you can't do it. Joe Lando, and then I started seeing him on TV. And

18:36

before that, before I even knew he had any success at all, I wanted to see a Star Trek movie and this really handsome cop runs by the

18:44

camera and I called my friend Scott Dgwin later and I said, is Joe Lando in Star Trek And he said, yeah, yes, he happens to

18:49

me. Next thing I know, he's Sully on Doctor Quinn Medicine. So

18:52

that was who we were just chatting with. And once again, thank you

18:55

so much. That's about two point five kz okay the classic rock station,

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a Union Gospel mission. Today has been a bit of a tear jerker.

20:18

Has been you didn't think I was going to hear that Today has been has

20:23

been. Danny Bonaduccio. You love that subtle, Our beloved Danny Bonaducci is

20:29

hanging up the microphone, hanging up the headphones, heading into retirement. So

20:34

many people have called in with well wishes and favorite memories, including one of

20:37

our favorite clients, Bill Bivens from Cooma Dodge Chrysler. G Brahm right on,

20:42

Hey, Danny, it's still bivous to Cooma Dodge Chrysher. Jeep Brahm

20:45

just kind of reminiscing over what we've done over the past twelve years. There's

20:49

been thousands of toy donations to benefit Santon's Castle and the military families at Jbolmy,

20:55

over one hundred and thirty four thousand meals. You guys have facilitated to

20:59

get done, to rock the harvest, defeat Washington's Families, events, promo

21:03

sponsorship's charities, and the best part about having Danny Bonozucci as our endorser is

21:08

that you were a customer before we ever did business. We love you to

21:11

death. A best of luck to you and Amy. We'll take good care

21:15

of Sarahwalls. She's here and by the way. I was just checking the

21:18

weather forecast in Pump Springs at seventy seven, So don't forget your sunscreen.

21:22

Best of luck to you. Oh did you Phil Bivins or Mapal. He's

21:26

totally true. I went to that place and bought a car, and then

21:30

later on he became a really big client around here. Yes, so really

21:33

he should have paid me directly and I saved him some time. There's a

21:37

new location of a McDonald's that has people talking. It's in the middle of

21:42

nowhere in a field. What this is in Quebec, Ontario, And for

21:48

some reason somebody just put a McDonald's literally in the middle of nowhere, in

21:52

the middle of like a giant cornfield. Well, why that doesn't sound like

21:56

good business unless it's a nice push for Torres And now everyone's going to go

22:00

to this tiny little town. Yeah, I'm not going. Well, you're

22:03

retired as of ten o'clock today, so maybe you are. Yeah, you

22:07

don't know. You don't know what I'm up to. Well, we want

22:11

people to stay abreast of what you are up to. She said. You

22:15

are on social media, yes, TikTok and Instagram. You're at the real

22:21

Danny Vanaducci yes, I am. And on Twitter, you are at the

22:25

Dutchman. Does Twitter still exist? Oh? Sorry, X, that's stupid.

22:30

Why is your next thing to put McDonald's in the middle of the field.

22:33

We're all on social media. Paul on the mic Walda Magic, I'm

22:38

at Sarah Kazy okay, and I just posted a brand new beer blog ConA

22:42

brewing on the Big Island of Hawaii. Danny, now that you're retired,

22:45

I recommend a trip to the Big Island. It's a fun little place.

22:51

Another news, a burglar with a penchant for stealing women's underwear has been stalking

22:56

a neighborhood in Denver. Locals are calling him the park Kill panty Thief.

23:00

It sounds a little chilly for gross to be out there at Nickers. He

23:03

breaks into houses and all he steals are women's under garments. Kind of neat.

23:08

He ignores the valuables. He doesn't take money, he doesn't take medication.

23:12

He takes panties. You know what. I kind of like it,

23:18

because you know, ladies, panties mean a lot to a young boy growing

23:21

up. I'll tell you that right now, and you would know. I would know. You've often talked over the years about your pension for women's underwear

23:27

and how sometimes you wear amis by accident. Maybe, Hey, I'm retiring,

23:32

you could talk all day about me wearing ladies under her. I don't care even a little bit. Well, you know, divorce can be an

23:37

expensive proposition, don't I know. It turns out some states are more expensive

23:42

to get divorced in than others. And Danny from experience, I think you

23:47

know the most expensive place to get divorced, according to Forbes. I'm gonna

23:51

go with California. Ding ding ding ding ding ding. See you maybe a

23:55

retiring, but you have not lost a step. Oh well, thank you for that. I appreciate it. California is the most expensive, followed by

24:00

New York, Oregon, Massachusetts, and Alaska Alaska. If you wanna,

24:07

yeah, I'll ask you another question. Okay, the cheapest place to get

24:11

divorced is actually Kansas. Yeah, and worth it. But then you're living

24:15

in Kansas. Then you're living in Kansas and you can't afford to leave because

24:18

she got all your money. Well, it's Friday. Oh I know what

24:22

that means. It's time for the Friday fun fact. Oh I love that.

24:27

What's on? Facts about our very own Danny Bantaducci on his last day

24:33

here on CAZy Okay. Danny was born on August thirteenth, which is the

24:37

same day as Alfred Hitchcock, the handsome actor, Sebastian Stan, Annie Oakley,

24:42

and for del Castro. Well, I did not know about Annie Oakley.

24:47

I like that. Danny is an accomplished magician, as some of you

24:49

saw throughout the years at casey Oka shows. My favorite or most terrifying maybe

24:55

was when you pierce your skin with a giant knitting needle. Yeah, right

24:59

through my face, blood everywhere. I was absolutely terrified, So you know,

25:03

I didn't really think this through the front row looked petrified, but I

25:07

had to get through like at least five minutes. That what paid me for.

25:10

But it was it was neat. I liked it. And Danny is

25:12

a very talented unicyclist. Also true, I've been riding one for men well

25:19

over fifty years. Well news is brought to you by Union Gospel Mission.

25:23

Next, Danny is talking about bringing Christmas presents here to Seattle. Damn right.

25:30

He calls himself Danny Claus. But why were there issues at the airport?

25:33

He will tell us the story next on one O two point five kz

25:36

ok The Classic Roxtation, The Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show. I like

25:41

I can wake up laughing there one two point five CAZy Okay, Danny,

25:47

it is your final show here, believe it. I'm CAZy okay and I

25:49

can't believe it either. We still have a lot of show to come.

25:52

We still have special guests joining the show. We'll be taking people's calls,

25:56

people who want to say thank you and goodbye to you. We also have

26:00

tickets to see Trevor Noah. I'm nobody compared to me, but I understand

26:06

it's going to pay the bills, so whatever. Trevor Noah, We've got

26:10

tickets to see him right now. He is going to be performing at the

26:12

Paramount Theater on March twenty fourth. If you would like to win the tickets,

26:17

call right now. One eight hundred two five two one oh two five.

26:21

You can call right this very second. I'll give it you again. One eight hundred two five two one oh two five. We're going to play

26:26

the game no right now. Call to play and win from kz Okay Black

26:30

Sabbath on one O two point five kz Okay The Classic rock station. Danny,

26:34

it is your final show today. I can't believe it, can you?

26:40

No? And I'm I'm a bit heartbroken. I think you are going

26:42

to have a really hard time not playing the game sweeping the nation every day,

26:47

although I actually do know. But what game is it? Well?

26:51

Today the game is called no. Uh. Well I couldn't miss that kind

26:55

of radio right there, No, because I would play for Trevor. Noa

26:59

right said I'd played a game called no. I know it was a dirty

27:03

word. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, whatever, Trevor, That's what I

27:07

say. Whatever, Trevor, You're not as good as saring me. I'll

27:10

tell you that right now you weren't retiring. That's the game we'd play next

27:14

week. But right now you have a chance to win tickets to see Trevor

27:17

Noah March twenty fourth, at whatever. Trevor, something is going to be

27:21

incorrect with the clue, leaving you saying no, oh, I got it's

27:26

brilliant to win the tickets, you have to tell us what is wrong with

27:30

the clue, all right? Dave and Covington is our contestant. Hi Dave,

27:33

Hi Dave, good morning. How you doing, Danny. We're doing

27:37

very well. Thank you for asking you ready to play the game. I'm

27:41

ready, all right? There's something wrong with the clue? All right?

27:44

Are you ready? I'm ready? All right? Dave, here you go.

27:48

Tell us what is wrong with the clue? With the words that are coming out of my mouth. Trevor Noah hosted his own late night talk show

27:55

Tonight with Trevor Noah while living in South Africa, then became the senior international

28:00

correspondent for the Daily Show, and in twenty fifteen, he succeeded the longtime

28:07

Daily Show host Jimmy Stewart. No noticed something was wrong with that clue,

28:14

David Comington, Can you tell us what it was? I don't think he

28:18

succeeded Jimmy Stewart. That's my unpressure, Jimmy Stewart. I might as well

28:25

retire and do that for a living. Congratulations, Dave, Well, thank

28:27

you and all the best to you. Danny. Thanks man. I appreciate

28:30

that and all the kind words I've been getting. Yeah, awesome, Dave.

28:33

You just want tickets to see Trevor Noah March twenty fourth at the Paramount

28:37

Theater courtesy of Live Nation. Tickets are on sale now at ticketmaster dot com.

28:41

Now, Danny, you worked with another very funny comedian. I DIDVC.

28:47

Trevor Noah is hilarious. But John Heffrin, oh man, my partner

28:51

in Detroit. Yes, super funny guy, super funny guy, big fan

28:55

of yours. Are you ready to talk with him? I can't wait. He's a great guy, super funny. I listen every morning. I likes

29:02

to wake up early. It wakes me up, said Danny Bonaducci and Sarah

29:04

Morning Show. They faking music. I like the humor on one O two

29:10

point five CAZy Okay on two point five KZ okay, the classic rock station.

29:15

If you are celebrating the life and the career of Danny Bonaducci, you've

29:19

worked with so many people in the past. Do we have interviewed so many

29:23

people in the past, But joining us now is somebody that you worked with?

29:27

I believe was it Detroit? I'm not sure. I don't know who

29:30

the person is yet, John Heffrin, no way. Where did you work

29:34

with him? I worked with him in Detroit and he's a wonderful guy and

29:37

super funny. By the way, he was the winner of a last Comics

29:41

standing with some of the best comics in the country, and my buddy John

29:45

Heffern pulled it off. Well, you guys worked together. He was the

29:49

sidekick to the Danny Bonaducci Show. Joining the show now is John Heffrin.

29:55

Hey John, how the hell have you been? Good morning, Danny and

29:57

everybody. How are you, guys? I'm for one and very good,

30:00

although I'm freaked out a little bit by the fact that I'm retiring, So

30:03

how the hell are you? Well, you know what, I'm calling you

30:07

from a costco so it actually feels like I'm doing it in an old school

30:11

like call in, Like some sales department made me show up here and not

30:15

pay me, and I gotta like tell everyone to get down here. And

30:18

we got some station coozies and a pissed off intern who doesn't want to be

30:22

working with me. Are you sad you're retiring from all of that? Danny?

30:26

No, I gotta tell you put it pretty right. That's the way

30:30

it goes right when the sales apartment comes in and goes, can you wake

30:33

up early on a Saturday and go to the shoe hut from two to four?

30:37

And You're like, no, I'd rather not. I had to be

30:41

at some dumb bar apparents. Anyway, I'm the way here, dude.

30:45

I was trying to think of me knowing you and and the stories that I

30:51

had in the short time that I worked with you. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna bullet point them and maybe people won't even get the full story.

30:57

Okay, good enough one Me and your mother trying to out drink Russians in

31:03

Japan. That happened. Ye? Did that really happen, John, Yeah,

31:08

that really happened. Wow, in Japan. We were in some conference

31:15

center in Japan for the Olympics, and I'm I'm like only twenty something,

31:18

so I can hang missus. Vanaducci had a bottle of vodka. There were

31:26

these Russian guys on some Russian team, and everybody was doing shots and I'm

31:30

kind of shy and I'm not talking anybody. But then I realized I am

31:34

so drunk that I have to leave. So I kind of go back to

31:38

my room, fall asleep, pass out. Now I'm starving. I go

31:42

back to finding bedding machine. Von Reducci's mom is still drinking with these with

31:49

these large men, like three hours later. It was insane. Okay,

31:53

So there's that great story. That's always with me. Then there was a

31:57

time we went to a match Box twenty concert here in in Michigan, and

32:05

we're in a Matt Fox twenty concert. Me and Danny are walking. Some

32:09

guy says, you too suck right, So so Danny's hears it and we

32:15

keep walking. And then Danny gets to the end of the row. We're

32:19

at this outdoor Empathisy, I'll never forget it's Row JJ. Danny takes off

32:24

his shirt and then proceeds to challenge everybody sitting in Row JJ to a fistfight,

32:35

which is weird because listen, you go to a Matchbox twenty concert,

32:39

you think you're relatively free of fistfight. I mean, there might be some

32:45

there might be some crying because there's a boyfriend that didn't want to be there,

32:49

But you don't think there's gonna be a fistfight or a guy taking off

32:52

a shirt. There's that one. Then there was a time where about five

32:57

ambulances, three police helicopters all swore me going to a remote because a little

33:04

bit knowns to me and Leally, I'll say to anybody in the who was

33:07

at the show, a girl fakes a car accident in front of me,

33:12

gets out of the car, fakes fighting with another girl. Cops show up.

33:16

One cop falls, they say, officer down. Now we have helicopters.

33:22

Oh geez. And then I'm sitting in the back of the cop car

33:25

and they're listening to our show. And I just heard Vona Jucci saying he

33:30

friend ask him if the donuts donuts, that was all? That was all

33:38

before seven thirty. Then there was another time, and I told this story

33:43

a million times. Uh and this would this would be a good one to

33:45

go out on. Uh. We I think this, you know how like

33:51

you have some memories in there wrong, so I could be just wrong with

33:55

you know, it was it was the nineties. I did a few hits

33:59

that back then, so like my brain could be a little muddy. We're

34:02

interviewing Janet Jackson and Danny said she's performing at Joe Louis Areena, but she

34:09

was performing at the Palace of Auburn Hills. So he shakes his paper and

34:14

points to matt Our, producer, and Dan's kind of pointing at it,

34:17

meaning I even know what he was saying. He was saying, hey,

34:21

rite the right right, rite the right place down, So I don't care

34:24

him. Matt throws his hands up in that that Jesus moved that soccer players

34:30

do, is like, what what did I do? Right? So then I no longer see Matt and Danny anymore. Now they've taken the discussion to

34:37

the ground, but Janet Jackson is still talking to us on the phone.

34:44

I would have Jana Jackson a question, but she would give a one word

34:47

answer, and I needed like two sentences off of her so I could see

34:52

who's on top of what's going on on the other side. So I go,

34:58

Janet, what's your face? Pop tart? And it was a I

35:01

don't even know, hy ass? And I pushed my chair over and I

35:05

get close enough to everybody and I'm grabbing I somehow get knocked in the back

35:09

of the head. So then after the show, right, I've always say

35:14

who did it? So at the end of the show, I leave,

35:16

I go home, and the girl was dating at the time comes to my

35:21

house and says, what you know, why'd you buy the VCR? And

35:23

I got I didn't buy a VCR and he go, yeah, you did,

35:27

there's one right there. I go, I don't remember buying that,

35:30

and then she goes, well, what's the matter with you? I go nothing. I just left this show and I came in. I bought uh,

35:36

I get you know, I guess I bought a VCR and oh, I don't remember buying a VCR. So then we went to the hospital.

35:43

I had a minor concussion and I don't remember buying a VCR. But here's

35:46

what's funny. Okay, this was the mid nineties, so Danny actually hit

35:52

me so hard. I went backwards in a full technology because I should have

35:55

bought a DVD play, you know what I mean, Like if there was

36:01

a little bit more weight behind it, he would have knocked you know,

36:05

back in the beta or something, you know what I mean. Yes,

36:09

By the way, if you ever see a thing of where a comedy called

36:13

this of John Heffern, I will tell you this that John Heffern won last

36:16

Comic Standing correct, John correct? Yeah, many months ago. Luckily I

36:21

got fired from our radio stations and then I went on to Wayne that comic.

36:25

Yeah. Well, I will tell you this man. I have worked

36:28

with many comic and many partner in the morning, like Sarah for God's Stage.

36:31

But if you see John Heffern's name, buy a ticket because he's always

36:36

hysterical. John, thanks for taking time to tell me some of those best

36:38

stories. I quit drinking but thirteen years ago or something crazy like that,

36:44

and I have not punched a person in the face since then, unless it

36:46

was in the ring and they made the bad call to fight with me.

36:50

Bad call. You should listen to Heffrin first. Hey, thank you very

36:52

much for John effern All. You guys, those are the best stories yet.

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Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning showing you noise one O two point five kazy Okay,

38:15

the classic rock station who listen on your free iart radio ap for all

38:19

your music radio and podcast. It is Danny Bonaducci's final show here one of

38:22

two point five kz ok. And all week long, we have been talking

38:25

with listeners. Yeah, we've been talking with your friends. We've even been

38:29

talking with your family. You're in lost called I love more than anything,

38:32

Thanks so much for calling in. Just so many listeners, friends, celebrities.

38:38

Howard Stern was talking about you. We had Dog the Bounty Hunter and

38:42

Joe Lando. We've also talked to bosses and people who had a I don't

38:46

know significance in our lives because the person on the phone is actually one of

38:52

the people responsible for bringing you and I together back in Philadelphia. It is

38:57

Andy Bloom. No way, Andy Broom. Is that really Andy Bloom?

39:00

Are you there? It is really Andy Bloom. That's an amazing guy.

39:05

How are you, sir? I'm doing well, a little bit of a

39:07

cold, so I sound a little raspy kind of like you did right,

39:10

right right. I don't have to get sick to do it. So this

39:13

is not only my boss had brought Sarah and I together, which was great,

39:15

but I would tell you this. I was telling a story because I'm

39:19

a history button. For some reason, a Blincoln called up or showed up,

39:22

and I'm telling all my able linking stories because I know a lot about the guy. I turned to Andy Blum and he was, oh, I

39:27

have a drop of his blood right here, and he did. He had

39:29

to drop a little drop of Abraham Lincoln in a pen. What's the story

39:32

with that, Andy Bloom and all those things that you did. It's it's

39:36

it's DNA. So so yeah, we were talking and Danny was saying stuff

39:40

about a blink and I just blurred it out. Well, I have aide

39:45

Blincoln's DNA, and Danny, of course did not believe it. And the

39:50

next day I showed up with my abe Lincoln pen, which Danny, I don't know if they showed you, but I sent pictures of that pen.

39:57

You can post them or do what you like with them, but I sent

39:59

pictures of that pen so you can remember it. Wow. So that let

40:05

me ask you something. You're doing something new and interesting right now, are

40:07

you? Yeah, I'm doing a lot of interesting new things. I mean,

40:10

I'm you know, Danny, I'm a step ahead of you. I'm

40:14

semi retired, but not fully. Don't we have an an appointment to do

40:19

some kind of interview with you, That's what I hope. I don't have

40:23

a time set for it, but yeah, I'm doing writing now. I

40:27

do a couple of columns weekly. One of them is a media column that

40:30

I do for Barrett News Media. And what I'd like to do is really

40:35

write a tribute to the terrific career that you have had. And uh,

40:39

you know, I don't want to take just the information. I know,

40:42

I'd like to get caught up with some things that are going on with you

40:45

currently and your future plans and write a column that would come out Monday morning

40:50

on Barrett at Barrett News Media. All right, do me a favorit.

40:52

I'm gonna play on Hold. Let's get all your information so I can call

40:54

you after the show. Would that be cool. Let's set that up.

40:57

But before I let Andy go, let's let's see if Andy's got some memories

41:00

of Danny baraduci or Philadelphia you would like to share. I've got a couple,

41:06

Danny. First of all, I want to make sure of one thing, you know. I want to make sure that you're set and you're not

41:09

going to have to go back to malls and do Partridge in a pear tree

41:14

to make a living for five hundred bucks. I'd do it right now. I'll come the mall, I'll sit in the tree, whatever you want to

41:20

do. I'll dress in red home or whatever it was that I used to do. But don't cut out Danny Partridge that para tree from my that's I'm

41:27

going to make a living after this, Okay. I was worried that that

41:30

that might be how you have to make a living, But now I've got

41:32

I've got I've got a lot of Danny memories and I'll give you, Sarah.

41:37

I want to give you the favorite bit that that that Danny did while

41:40

we were in Philadelphia together, and maybe you'll remember it, Sarah. I

41:45

don't remember how this came up, but I think it was a mind over

41:50

matter bit. And Danny said he could walk across a gauntlet of mouse traps.

41:58

And so the producer the time Metro set up about an eight foot long

42:05

gauntlet of mouse traps that were all set, and Danny walked across them barefoot,

42:13

and he didn't miss them. I mean they were going off on his

42:16

feet, on his toes. His feet swelled up like two ham hawks.

42:22

And by the way, you know, a lot of people called up old bosses and stuff like that have called up and said, you know what I

42:27

admire about Danny is how long he could work. And the thing is,

42:30

I've had more than one boss. I mean, you cannot work seven days

42:34

a week. You have to take away because I didn't want to. You

42:36

want. I'm gonna go live in my car again, and you guys will pay me to joke around. Hey, Andy, thank you so much calling

42:42

because that's a good story. That's that's a good story. Walked over mouse

42:45

traps in his underwear. I remember that one very clearly. I remember Danny

42:50

piercing his ears because he lost a bet and he pierced the ears with a

42:53

what do you call it, a nail gun? Nail gun? I remember

42:58

that one too, Danny, you have had time for one more? Yeah,

43:00

anything for you, Andy Biden. So, so this goes to the

43:05

you cannot work harder than Danny Bonaducci. So, and this one came from

43:09

the top. This one came from the CEO of CBS Radio, which is

43:14

where we were working at the time. It came from Dan Mason, who

43:16

was the seat and he wanted to take advantage of the greatest thing for people

43:23

who have not met Danny. As great as he is on the radio,

43:28

he's better when you meet him in real life. And nobody works harder than

43:34

Danny. So so Dan's idea at the time, the million Man March was

43:37

going on, and Dan's idea was to do the million Man handshake, and

43:45

he wanted Danny to shake the hands of one million people in Philadelphia, which

43:50

you know, it's kind of hard to do when you consider that the city is really about five million people. Okay, So we did it. And

43:58

when Danny shook your hand. He gave you a card with the number on

44:00

it. I remember to this day. In my wallet is the card that

44:07

Danny gave me, which he signed and has the number one on it.

44:13

I was one out of one note. I don't remember how high that got,

44:15

but I still carry that card and Danny, I sent a picture of

44:20

that card, both sides of it, to your producer, so you have

44:24

a picture of that card, which is a little tattered after whether it was

44:28

two thousand and nine, so it's been fourteen or fifteen years. But I

44:31

still carry that card to this day to remember A what a great guy you

44:37

are and B you're the hardest working man in show business. And thank you

44:42

so much all thes and the job you know that started at all. Thank

44:45

you Andy Bloom. Andy, thank you because we would not be sitting here

44:49

today if you hadn't had the guts of the vision, the guts of the

44:52

vision to take on Danny Banaducci and then me. We really do appreciate you

44:57

Andy. Thanks Andy, Sarah, Sarah, the show really took off when

45:00

you came on. Many hugs and kisses to Amy, and I'll look force

45:04

talking to you when you get off the air. Yeah, when you hang

45:06

up, I'm gonna tell a couple Andy Bloom stories them all good? Is

45:09

the guy's a genius that you're Andy Bloom News. You're minutes away from a

45:13

chance to win tickets to see def Leppard and Journey September fourth at t Mobile

45:16

Park. We'll be playing our trivia games Smart Kiss in moments. But first

45:21

I want to tell you about the comedy Festival. Netflix is a joke.

45:24

This is a big deal each year that they've done it, and the shows

45:29

are going to be all in Los Angeles, three hundred of them, tons

45:32

of different celebrities and funny people like Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld and Seth Rogan

45:38

and Bill Burr and Tom Brady. Tom Brady, I'm Brady. I never

45:44

knew that guy was funny. I guess we're gonna find out. We will.

45:47

So they're going to be filming these performances and comedy shows which they will

45:52

later air on Netflix. We will find out if Tom Brady has comedic chops.

45:59

Wait to see that. The Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show one O

46:04

two point five kzy Okay, the Classic rock Station. What's on the big

46:08

screen? Why not ask Waldo, Danny, it is our final movie reviews

46:14

with Waldo. No I expect to fly into town just to hear them once

46:19

well, Danny's favorite actor, Timothy shallow May, is starring in the big

46:23

movie opening up this weekend, which is Wonka, So of course we had

46:28

to include Waldo's movie reviews just because you're on pins and needles waiting to find

46:31

out about this movie. I actually I am, but only so I can

46:35

find you know. I made a lot of fun of him over the time,

46:37

and I've actually never seen him do anything. He is a really good

46:40

actor, That's what I am. I thought he was really good in Dune,

46:44

But how is he in Wonka? Waldo? What does Rotten Tomato say?

46:46

What a way to do the last movie reviews with Danny. This favorite

46:51

actor, Timothy shallow May in Wonka's Origin Story. It's actually pretty good eighty

46:55

four percent fresh. Wow, how is that even possible? Sorry, Danny,

47:00

put on the shirt. You don't even have chest hairs yet. For

47:04

God's sake, have you seen his cologne? Ads? No, I have

47:07

not, as you're trying to be all sexy like Johnny Depp. Exactly like

47:10

Johnny Depp. It's all Johnny Depp. Yeah, he he just looks too

47:15

young. And I know he does. I know he's an adult, but

47:17

he just doesn't He's not sexy. He is not sexy. Apparently he's too

47:22

sexy for his shirt sexy for his shirt sexy. It is out time for

47:29

you had to call to win tickets to see such an epic show. Daf

47:31

Leppard, Journey and Cheap Trick Altogether, September fourth at T Mobile Park.

47:36

Danny, are you ready to play Smart Kiss? I am ready. Give a call one eight five, call right now, All right, now,

47:43

play smart Kiss and win from one of two point five kzy okay, the classic rock station. Are you smart? We mean Sarah Smart. Be your

47:52

chance to be smartcas Smarts, you win the title, and you win the

47:58

tickets. You're gonna win tickets seat deef Leppard and Journey with Cheap Trick all

48:01

together, September fourth at T Mobile Park, with the tickets courtesy Live Nation.

48:05

Before you can even buy them tickets, going said this morning, ten am your ticketmaster, Danny, can you believe those three are all in the

48:10

same bill. No, that's a shock to me. I was very surprised

48:13

when I heard. I thought it was a mistake. Actually right, that's

48:15

a big show. Daf Leppard Journey Cheap Trick all together. Smartacus works like

48:19

this. You're gonna get three trivia questions. You need to get two of

48:22

three correct in order to win the title of Smartacus, and the tickets are

48:25

contestant is Patricia and Tacoma. Hey, Patricia, how are you good?

48:30

How are you doing very well? Thanks? I'm a little upset that I'm

48:34

retiring. I had no idea this was going to happen, but now you're

48:36

playing Smartacus. Right, yep. What happens if she wins what she get

48:40

she gets the tickets to see that big show. Daf Leppard Journey Cheap Trick

48:45

at Tmobile Park September fourth. Patricia, are you ready for your questions?

48:49

Yeah, you need to get two of three correct, Patricia, Here you

48:52

go. The album Hysteria from def Leppard featured a hit song about love doing

48:57

what violent act? Ow? Oh, come on? Oh the fight?

49:07

No burn? Which is your answer? Come on your habit? I'm thinking

49:12

you got it? What is what burn? Ah? You're so close.

49:16

Danny's familiar with a love that burns? M Yeah it was all right,

49:21

Patricia. You can still do it, but you gotta get these next two correct. Mass hysteria famously occurred in sixteen ninety two when an entire town was

49:29

convinced it was full of witches. Name this town Salem Massists. Yeah,

49:36

you go, Tricia, because everybody was got high on LSD that came from

49:39

rye bread. I remember that at school. You remember that I was born

49:44

in sixteen twenty or whatever the hell it is. Patricia. You ready for your final question. You can win the title of smart guts in the tickets

49:49

if you get this one right here you go. Cornflakes cereal was said to

49:52

be made to quell women's hysteria and their sex drive. What cereal maker brings

49:58

us corn flakes? Kenerl mill oh Man, I thought she was right there.

50:06

I am so sorry, Brian and Seattle. She she kind of narrowed

50:09

it down for you because she got one of them correct. The album Hysteria

50:14

from Deaf Leppard featured a hit song about love doing what violent act Brian bits

50:21

Love bites. Next time you call a radio station, put your windows up,

50:30

Brian, guess what you are? I am Smartgus, you are smart?

50:36

I guess right on man, Love Bites Salem and Kellogg's brings us cornflakes.

50:40

Brian, Congratulations, my friends, thanks man, thank you, thank

50:45

you Danny for your radio host man. I will miss you. I'll miss you too. I miss all the cars. I can't believe that people are

50:50

going out of their way to sing such nice stuff. Congratulations, Brian,

50:53

you have just one courtesy of Live Nation, You're going to Deaf Leopard Journey

50:57

Cheap Trick Altogether at te Moable Park on September fourth. Tickets go on sale

51:00

ten am through Ticketmaster. Congratulations. Congratulations Danny. We have been talking about

51:05

it all morning. This is your final show, yes on Kazy okay.

51:08

And someone who wanted to come in and chat with you about that is our

51:13

boss Sarge. It's the only day I'll actually said something nice to you,

51:16

right, But you're not an easy guy to get to know, Ladies,

51:20

gentlemen, our boss Sorge. How hard, dude. I can't, I

51:23

can't. But by the way, yeah, I was. I had to

51:25

tell you that. I was just explaining that you were in a movie with

51:30

Luke Skywalker with one of our gen z ers on stuff. Oh my really

51:35

wow? Yes, when she she just she said, now she thinks you're

51:38

really cool all right, right, man, wish just stops that with me.

51:43

Uh luke, Skywalker or Elvis? What story would you go with?

51:45

I would go with Elvis. Get people go no way, dude, man,

51:50

I like, hey, I was on the party trave when your mother used to love me. Oh I became home. But you know I worked

51:55

with Elvis. But and that stops the conversation. You worked with Elvis,

51:59

so kind of you and it was kind of a cameo. I was watching

52:01

it the other day. Really, Yeah, there's a YouTube video out there.

52:05

There's a YouTube video for everybody, you know. I started searching your

52:07

name and it's like, which video is a great Like, there's so many,

52:12

but I found the one where it was from the Elvis movie. How

52:15

many instruments were you playing? I believe, And that's a real question.

52:19

I believe seven because I had thimble not symbol symbols on my knees and I'd

52:23

bang them together while playing other instruments. Yeah, I was long before the

52:27

partners showing I faked playing a lot of instruments, So that's it was sort

52:31

of in rhythms. So I'm kind of well, I appreciate that you keep

52:37

me employed until this very day. You know what a pleasure Danny, and

52:39

and you know, I mean, I I think, I'm I'm Sarah and

52:44

I were talking about this the other day. I'm coming up on forty years in this business. Was crazy, yeah, and nothing out that compared to

52:50

your sixty years. But but it's it's funny because I've worked with so many

52:54

different talent over the years, and and of course when we started working together

52:59

just a few years ago, I was like, oh boy, yeah, big name, long time in the business, you know, just a little

53:06

radio guy. And like then I walk in and you're the easiest guy to

53:10

work with? Are that you are truly one of the easiest guys worker.

53:15

I would tell people that all times, easiest person have worked with Danny. I'll say this, so I really do appreciate everybody's been so nice to me.

53:22

But every time I would get a new job, which half a dozen

53:27

radishors, whatever it is, I talked to the to the program director,

53:29

what like, just like Sarage, here is my program director. And everyone would say, listen, we don't need another Howard Stern. We don't want

53:36

that kind of show. I said, Man, if you wanted hours Stern you'd get him. But I think this is a very gentle radio show.

53:40

We don't you know, we don't cross the lines very much. I've never

53:43

been fined. I have been fired for a bunch of places, but that's an old story. Look he look, it's the one job you haven't been

53:47

fired from. It's the fun job. I have not been fired from.

53:52

Him? Really do I bridge? Because the man want to the power to do that. But being a great boss. Sorry, yeah, she says

54:00

that because she's staying. Damn, She's say you're my favorite. I have

54:06

weird dreams about you. Sorry, now, you took it too far.

54:09

Ny, that's my name. All right. We've got a couple of people

54:13

who still want to say some words to you, longtime listeners of the show,

54:16

like Yo and Olympia. Yo, you are live with Danny. Hey,

54:19

Yo, how are you? I'm naked? How are you? Every

54:22

time I talked to her, she said she's naked. Eventually I fought out,

54:25

she's not telling the truth. She's not naked. But here's what she

54:29

is. She is a listener who often drove up here from Olympia. Yes,

54:34

at the break of dawn. So there's a lot of reasons we love

54:36

Yo and Olympia. So what's going on today? Yo? What do you got for us? Well? I just wanted to thank you for all the

54:43

fun I have had because you know, calling into your show and meeting all

54:47

the listeners like crazy Mary and of course Dory. I will tell you so.

54:55

I was telling Sarah this off the air. I would have never done

54:58

this in Chicago because we be and say, remember when you touched me on

55:00

the Heinie. No, no, no, I never touched anybody on the

55:06

Heidi and the Great State of Boy, not one. And the other thing is I've never had a drink in Washington, big that man, Joe,

55:10

and I consumed enough for you. You did you? Guys? I know

55:15

you could hold them up like that. God bless you. Thank you, Yo, beg you Yo, Candy Gram you're on with Danny. Hello,

55:24

Danny. I just wanted to say thank you for spicing up my life and

55:29

everybody else's life. I've loved the banter and I sure hope you get some

55:34

nuts. And I can't blame you for wanting to get some son on your

55:37

back down there in Kelly. You're a Kelli boy, for God's sake.

55:42

Amy was telling you telling me. You know, the first words anybody is

55:45

going to say to you is says, god, you're tan. Not one person's commented on how me. I know. Oh, Danny, you look

55:51

amazing your moment. Chris is calling from La. Chris, you are talking

55:57

to Danny Boutaducci. Yeah, Chris, Heyanny, it's good to talk to

56:00

you. I haven't talked to you since you were on with Metro, but

56:04

I've been listening to you since you went on the air with Jamie White in

56:08

La and probably the most craziest radio show that's ever existed, which is why

56:15

I continued listening to you recording your show before podcast existed. I used to

56:21

record on tape and DVD and was actually out at City Walk the day you

56:27

got in a batfull of rats. Oh God, stupid stuff on the radio.

56:30

The sequel to Ben was coming out, and because radio can be stupid,

56:35

no no offense there, boss, Uh, they said, Okay, at the premie, we're gonna put you off a stage in a glass coffin

56:39

and then we're gonna fill it with a thousand rats. And I went all

56:43

right, because that's what I do. Man. Oh, I got been

56:46

a couple of times, but it didn't hurt seriously, And I think the

56:49

plague has been covered. Where was legal on that day because nowadays they go,

56:52

you not know you're not doing that? And Philly, when I had

56:57

this very radio show, Sarah, She's just mentioned this, I pierced my

57:00

ears with a nail gun because I lost. Yeah, yeah, I lo's the Stanley cup on that. Yes, Philadelphia with the gun you no,

57:07

Chris, thanks for sharing the memories. And I mean, Danny, all

57:12

over the country. People are calling from places you've worked before, people who

57:15

are still listening via the iheartradiophage. They called him from Guam. For God's

57:19

right, Johnny B in Chicago, You're on went to no way, Johnny

57:22

B. I'm naked too, right on you and you and you by the

57:28

way, not the first job I ever had, but the real Danny Boutanucci

57:31

show. I never had that before I met Jonathan Ramar. He was the

57:34

king of Chicago when I got there. But I couldn't believe it. He

57:37

just went much like me. He went into the radio station and then just

57:40

went crazy, and they paid him a lot of money for it. How

57:43

are you, sir? No, No, how are you? My brother?

57:45

Because it's so weird. By the way, I went to your producer,

57:49

I just called the studio hotline whatever not the hot line, the request

57:52

line, right, and he goes, yeah, it's going to be he said, going to be about fifteen minutes. Call back on the button.

57:57

I called back. I got here those lovely calls thoers who love you,

58:00

And I know why they love you, because I have never other than Sarge

58:05

work with anyone else. I heard Sarge, I heard the naked Girl,

58:13

I heard it all. I love it. But you are the most unique

58:15

guy. And you know, Danny, because we've had to go through this

58:17

stuff with this book about the Loop and the Loop, this Loop documentary,

58:22

they said, hey, what do you got on the Danny Donny fight?

58:25

And what do you got on that? Which was an amazing evening. They

58:29

always forget that that Jack Brickhouse, the Hall of Fame broadcaster, was the

58:32

play by play with Leon Sphinx, who you wanted to beat the crap out

58:36

of, And I mean, it was an amazing time. But I started

58:40

to look at the list of stuff only just recently to you, and this

58:44

is my Excel sheet of things that have been digitized over the years. Danny

58:47

in Town for Oprah Show with hooker stories. Yeah, I enjoyed the hooker

58:52

story. Wow, Johnny B. You are a legend in your own right,

58:57

and we really do appreciate the call. And they are writing a book

59:00

that will include you about your time in Chicago. I will tell you this real quick because I know we gotta go. But johnth Bradmeyer taught me how

59:06

to do radio all by myself, the first job I had all by myself. So I listened to his show to see if I can get ready,

59:10

which I can't. You can't follow Johnny B. He played a game called

59:15

the Mister Ed Show, and he would call people out of the phone book

59:17

because we had phone books back there, and hey, Steve, you're on

59:21

the are you ready to play the Mister Ed game? And he'd say okay. And he had these carts like in the old days, big carts like

59:25

eight tracks or something, and he called people out of the radio. I

59:29

hope I'm getting the story right, and he pulled these and he timed him

59:31

out perfectly. He'd call a guy and the guy would go on, sorry,

59:36

Marian, and who is this And he'd push a button and they would

59:38

say, all right, I'm mister ed and their actual recordings from the mister

59:43

Regie and if you could keep them on the phone for a minute, you

59:45

were a big winner. It was amazing. The guy who's a legend,

59:49

he's still legend. And thank you very much for all you've done for me,

59:51

Johnny B Well, I mean, and it really did help get your

59:53

start with Jonathan brand Moose. I had been a part of other people's shows

59:58

up until then, but I think it was that called the boss said,

1:00:00

no, you got to give this guy a radio show. He's great. And then that guy's boss, mister Jimmy Castro, called up the radio I

1:00:07

was doing Saturday mornings and he called up my other boss, Harry Work.

1:00:10

He say, is this what this guy does? He turns on a microphone

1:00:14

and just yells into it matter what I said, Yeah, yeah, that's that's what the guy does. Well, we have a lot of people who

1:00:19

still want to talk with you, and what we're gonna do is make Danny

1:00:22

laugh. Final ever make Danny laugh, which will be happening next call eight

1:00:27

hundred two five two one o two five. Right now you have a chance

1:00:30

to say goodbye to Danny, but also make Danny laugh. On the final

1:00:34

day for Danny Bonaducci. Here on one of two point five k's okay the

1:00:37

classic rock station. One on two point five CAZy okay a classic rock station.

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No that Danny Bonaducci and ceremoning show Resent. Make Danny laughs. Okay,

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kids done, Make Danny get a good, clean, radio friendly joke

1:00:54

and call this number ready one eight hundred, get a pen out for God's

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sake, Old Jones. Some men. You can just call up one hundred divorce, or you can go online Goldberg Jones dot com. That's so funny.

1:01:05

Rick Jones joins us the first Wednesday of every month, right to take

1:01:08

calls, and he's awesome. Is oh you know what he just did?

1:01:12

He waved? Hey were that's that's ray everybody, Hey, Rick, start

1:01:19

and tell me I was live. You're live now, man. They look

1:01:21

great, by the way, it's good to be live. Is you look great as well? Thank you very much. I've got a tan that nobody

1:01:27

seems to notice a great tan too late. And I'm also thin. I

1:01:30

want one hundred and fifty six pounds. Where are you people with the compliments.

1:01:34

I'm pretty sure you've been getting compliments all morning. That's a different thing.

1:01:37

We are going to get started with Make Danny Laugh? And Rick Jones

1:01:40

of Goldburg Jones thank you for joining us for Danny's final show. What an

1:01:44

honor, you know what, a lot of things aren't like the best ever,

1:01:46

but I'm leaving this sounds so and I can say in all sincerity,

1:01:51

best sponsor this show or me have ever had to be Rick Jones. I

1:01:53

swear to god, Wow, I can offend people and they go in and

1:01:57

stop paying us money. You stop. I still be people. But now

1:02:00

Rick Jones is here to defend me. Well, Rick Jones, are you

1:02:04

ready to make Danny laugh? We're gonna get started. Am I ready to

1:02:07

make Danny laugh? Gosh? Haven't didn't my haircut? Do that? What

1:02:12

is up with your hair? I'm glad you brought that up. Suzannah Pacific,

1:02:15

you are run for make Danny laugh? Turn your radio down? Okay,

1:02:21

my radio was down. I think I think Suzann's at works his anna

1:02:24

make Danny laugh? Okay? Hey, how come Cinderella is so bad at

1:02:30

soccer? Oh? God, I didn't. I didn't even know the woman

1:02:32

played. Okay, here's the answer is why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

1:02:37

I don't know. Tell me she kept running away from the ball Janie

1:02:42

Cinderella joke. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you,

1:02:45

Suzanne for being part of Danny's last show here on Casey. Okay, thank

1:02:50

you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yo and Yo Olympia.

1:02:52

Yo. Let's ask one important question. Are you naked right now?

1:02:58

Of course? God bless her, God bless her. All right, So

1:03:00

what's your joke? Okay? What does the car I just picked up from

1:03:07

Les Schwab and Danny Bonaducci have in common? God bless I don't even remember

1:03:12

how this joke starts, So set it up and give it to us.

1:03:16

They're both retired. That's a great children. Obviously, she made up on

1:03:22

her own to give a little shout out to one of my best sponsors ever,

1:03:25

Rick No Rick Jones already yet? Yeah, well, Menthia, that

1:03:30

was a fantastic joke. Thank you very much. We tired, Hi tired.

1:03:36

Jeremiah and Seattle, it's your turn to make Danny laugh. Hey, Jeremiah, how you been? Good morning? Sunshine? All right, sweetheart,

1:03:43

how are you? I'm excellent? What did one strawberry say to the

1:03:49

other strawberry. I don't know what did one strawberry say to the other strawberry.

1:03:54

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't have gotten into this.

1:03:57

Jym. Oh nice, I just thought it was one joking. Then boom,

1:04:00

it's two. That's cute. Nice work man, Jeremiah again, thanks

1:04:03

for being part of Danny's last show today. Oh god, just sounds so

1:04:06

horrible. We've got Wriggly and Bonnie Lake. Can you make Danny laugh?

1:04:11

Hey? Hi, I love the show so much. I also just happened

1:04:15

to be born on August thirteenth, so now I have a birthday buddy,

1:04:18

you, me, Castro and uh other people. Ann Oakley born on that

1:04:25

very day. All right, what do you got? Yeah? All right?

1:04:28

So what phone companies do Aliens used to call? Home? Oh god,

1:04:30

I don't know what phone company do aliens? I used to call home

1:04:34

ET and t nice et one of our longtime listeners. It's Stone or D

1:04:45

in Tacoma, Stone or D. What's up? What's up? Guys?

1:04:50

Well? Thank you very sweet and I appreciate you very much. What do

1:04:54

you got? So? First, why couldn't the surgeon operate on Waldo?

1:05:00

Well? God, I don't know. Why couldn't the surgeon operate on Waldough

1:05:03

because his body was so red they couldn't see him. Oh, I remember

1:05:09

you called and make fun of Waldough and it's an easy job. But you've

1:05:13

got it. Man, I got another one. Sure. Why did Waldo

1:05:18

get divorced? I don't know, man, Why did Walder get divorced?

1:05:23

His wife could never find them? Well? Cruel but all right, and

1:05:28

I appreciate it. All right, that's us, got a Anya and Olympia.

1:05:31

Anya. How are you doing, Darling? I'm good, Danny.

1:05:35

I'm so said that you're leaving, but I'm happy for you that you're retiring.

1:05:39

I mean, good for you, but I'm going to miss you. And I just want to say, enjoyed your show and I love Sarah and

1:05:45

everybody in all the game. Well you're welcome. Okay, here's my joke.

1:05:50

What do you call a pile of cats? I don't know. What

1:05:55

do you call a pile of cats? A Mellington out? I wouldn't be

1:06:02

surprised if she made that up on her Thanks Anya, bye, Anya,

1:06:06

Thank you fine. I told you this before. I told you this before,

1:06:13

and to turn completely true story and any other city I have ever worked.

1:06:16

If girls I had met called up and no, no, no,

1:06:18

don't put that girl on the air. Out of your mind. I'll get

1:06:20

sued for my ex well not my ex wife. Here in the great state

1:06:25

of Washington, I can take any car you want while not drinking. What

1:06:29

do you want from me? Myron and Seattle? Can you make Danny laugh? I'll give it a try, Danny furs Or, while I'm gonna miss

1:06:34

you. I used to listen to you in Chicago. I lived very sorry

1:06:36

and comedy clubs. It went to your book signing and everything like that.

1:06:42

Hi, I uh, I got one of those jigsaw puzzles, but talk

1:06:46

it the other day. I must to be pretty smart. I got it

1:06:48

done in a week and the box says two to four years. Okay,

1:06:51

you're the funniest time when I love that joke. Man, that's a good

1:06:56

one. Austin is in poort Orchard. It's your turn to make Danny laugh.

1:07:00

Okay, first of all, Austin is not import Chard. Oh it

1:07:06

was one of these special jokes. Man. How can you possibly be here?

1:07:09

If you're there? That was the joke. This is from my daughter,

1:07:15

and she's too shy to say it. But What is the mouse's favorite

1:07:17

kind of sneakers? I don't know. What is a mountain? No mouse?

1:07:21

A mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Wait? Do it again? What

1:07:26

is a mouse's favorite kind of sneakers? Oh? I don't know, man,

1:07:30

what is a mouse's favorite kind of sneakers? Squeakers? Did your young

1:07:36

daughter make that up? Super cute? Super cute? Jeremiah in Seattle,

1:07:41

you're on with Danny Boadaducci. Alright, this isn't a joke. What can

1:07:45

I hear a story? Yeah? Sure, baby beef though, all right,

1:07:50

back to old eighties nineties. Remember for California. No, yes,

1:07:58

of course I do. I was stationaire. I wore a beret twenty years

1:08:05

and I asked for your autograph. I didn't have any paper on me,

1:08:11

so you asked, where are you going to put this? I took the

1:08:14

beret off, you signed the inside of it, and it's dear to my

1:08:18

heart, and basically I still have that break. Wow. Anytime you asked

1:08:24

you from now on, did you sign a green Berets hat, I'll say,

1:08:29

yeah, man, I did that. Hey, thank you very much your service and for calling in the same radio show. Thanks man, Oh,

1:08:34

Jim and Kirkland. Sorry, it's not Jim and Kirkland. It's j

1:08:39

T in Tacoma. Hey, j T and Tacoma. What's that brother?

1:08:43

Good morning guys. Hey, Danny thinks for twelve years of chuckles, and I hope I'll get one out of you this morning. All right? Do

1:08:48

you know Bruce Lee's vegan brother. No, I don't know Bruce Lee's vegan

1:08:54

brother. You don't know broccoli? Huh? Oh? Andy and Tacoma.

1:09:01

We spoke to Andy earlier. He is the maker of the awesome pumpkin pie,

1:09:04

A long time listener the show where credit is due. It's his wife

1:09:08

makes those pies. Oh, actually no, I think it's Andy. Andy.

1:09:11

You do physically make me? Wow, Thank you very much. Do

1:09:15

I grind all my own spices and everything and make those pies just for you? Buddy? All right, man, what you got for us today?

1:09:21

Well, Danny, do you know what you call a karate practicing pig that

1:09:26

breaks sports? No? Man, I don't know what you call a pig

1:09:30

ate karate pig that breaks boardsports? A pork chop. Nice and gentlemen,

1:09:38

Andy, thank you and thank you for being part of Danny's last show here

1:09:40

on CAZy. Okay, it's make Danny laugh. Another one of our longtime

1:09:44

listeners, Dories and Chicago Doris. I could not love you more, Janny.

1:09:50

I'm going to cry, but I'm going to get through this joke.

1:09:53

Okay, this is the very first joke I told you from make Danny laugh.

1:09:59

It's your Joe, So I'm going to stail it once again. Nineteen

1:10:02

nine. You're walking down suns up Rouleardark. You see you Grant standing there

1:10:09

talking to Dennot's weaver. Yeah, you Grant fogs on top of Dennot's weaver.

1:10:15

What do you today? What do you say? Hey you get off

1:10:21

of a cloud. Okay, Jesus right there, Hey you get off of

1:10:27

my card? Oh yes, awesome, Dorrise, thank you. I think

1:10:31

she's crying. I am crying. Is not an easy audience. Mark is

1:10:42

calling from Kent. Can you make Danny laugh? Well, I'll try so.

1:10:47

Uh and listen to you guys for for five years. You're great.

1:10:50

Just love you Wed Morning Delivery. People love you, don't you. Captain

1:10:55

Danny the Pirate walks into the Pirate Bar. He's got a car steering wheel

1:11:00

sticking right out of his pants and he goes up and says, hey, I can give me some ale, and the barman does. He says,

1:11:04

Captain Danny, you've got a steering wheel sticking right out of the front of

1:11:09

your pants. Doesn't that hurt? And Danny looks at him it says,

1:11:14

I it's driving me nuts. Okay, that's nice. That's a nice joke.

1:11:18

Thanks brother, Thanks, by the way, for you that don't know

1:11:21

Dennis Weaver play thatn actor a character called McCloud. That's why she's telling that

1:11:27

joke. Hey, you, Grant, get off of McCloud genius. I

1:11:30

get it now, but she stole it from me. I'm Granny Gail in

1:11:34

Auburn. It's your turn to tell Danny a good joke. Grannie Gail,

1:11:38

what's up? Hey Danny? Hey, thank you and Sarah for years a

1:11:45

great radio. I listen at you guys every morning. My joke is,

1:11:49

why do mermaids were seashells? Well, I don't know why do mermaids were

1:11:56

seashells? Because they outgrew the the shells. You go right there, Thank

1:12:03

you. Let's see we've got James and bothel for make Danny laugh. James,

1:12:08

come on, man, Danny, Well, okay, hey, uh,

1:12:12

live long and prosper my friend. Well, thank you, mister Spock.

1:12:17

Okay, what do you and Arnold Schwartzinger have in common? One thing

1:12:23

is I'm way more buffed than he is. So I don't know what do

1:12:25

you mean and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common? You both said I'll be back.

1:12:31

I get it. I just I don't know that I'll be back,

1:12:34

but I like saying that for sure. My boss, the boss that hired

1:12:38

me, man is just going. I knew if people cared about him this

1:12:41

much, I'd have kept him on. Brenton Port Townsend. Can you make

1:12:44

Danny laugh? I'll give it a shot. What a day. I'm so

1:12:48

happy to be a part of it, Danny and seeing you guys are the

1:12:51

greatest. Thanks Brent ok to say none of that made me laugh? I

1:12:58

go on, man, that was yours? All right? All right? Hey, what a Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Well,

1:13:08

I don't know what a Dale Earnhardt sr. No, I'm lost. Dale

1:13:13

Earnhardt is a NASCAR driver and Pink Floyd is an iconic rock band. What

1:13:18

do they have in common? I don't know what their last big hit was

1:13:23

The wall. That is a fine joke. And the young man have the

1:13:27

balls sits out on a hard rock radio station. That was great. Oh

1:13:30

my goodness. John has called I believe every Friday for make Danny laugh.

1:13:35

So I'm happy she is a part of your final show. Here, Danny,

1:13:39

it's Jonanhisaqua for make Danny laugh. Hey, Joseph Janaqua, what's up?

1:13:44

Oh I'm Danny. This has done something I very much enjoy about the

1:13:47

show. Well, well, thank you very much. So why did the

1:13:53

lion cross the road? I don't know? Why did the lion cross the

1:13:57

road? You're really gonna stand there and ask I got it? I don't

1:14:02

get call again, why did the lion cross the road? Are you really

1:14:11

going to stand there and ask him that? Get it first? You're too

1:14:16

smart for the room. And thank you. Yeah, Jo, Joe and

1:14:20

someone else called it every Friday, right Joe, God bless you for that

1:14:24

kind of support. Jeff and Shoreline, you can make Danny laugh right now.

1:14:29

Let's good morning, dang morning. Hey, you were on a plane

1:14:32

with a friend of mine named Tony. You want to shout out to Tony?

1:14:35

Really asked, Hey Tony, how I hope I've made my health self

1:14:39

because until like a decade ago, I was always drunk on a plane.

1:14:42

I wouldn't go down a plane if I wasn't drunk. What's up, man?

1:14:45

Give me your joke? All right? Hey, have you heard about

1:14:48

corduroy pillowcases? No? I have not. It doesn't sound comfortable, but

1:14:51

no, I have not heard about Corduroy was pillowcases? Toolcases? Where you

1:14:57

should because they're making headlines. The jokes are pretty good today. By the

1:15:01

way, I'm pretty sure I came to work this morning with those marks on

1:15:04

my face. Leon in Tacoma, your turn to make Danny laugh? And

1:15:09

Leon, what do you got for me? Hey? Congratulations? First of

1:15:13

all, and I'm an old friend of Steve Slayton. We went to school

1:15:15

together, grew up together, and good luck for both the years. Steve

1:15:21

Slayton another guy who's on this radio station for one hundred years. So if

1:15:25

you're out there, man, thanks for everything. All right, now I want your joke, ye, Danny, this is a think a man's joke.

1:15:30

This really makes sense. Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

1:15:33

I don't know. Why didn't those Siamese twins move to England. The other

1:15:38

one wanted to drive Danny laugh on the Danny Bunnadoujie and Sarah Morning showed easy.

1:15:49

Oh my goodness, that wraps up make Danny laugh. We have got

1:15:51

one of our I mean, we've had so many amazing sponsors over the years,

1:15:55

but one of our longest, Rick Jones, has been in studio.

1:15:59

And Rick, we want to say thank you for joining us on our Danny's

1:16:02

final final day here on Okay. It's historic, it is I am so

1:16:06

glad to be here. It's an honor to have it. Man. Thank

1:16:10

you well and thank you for being a part of kz okay over the past

1:16:13

twelve years. Yeah, people, I a should call up and ask him

1:16:15

divorce advice. Right now, here's the one thing I'd like to say. Well, I can say a thousands, but never missus. You call up

1:16:20

and say my wife wants a divorce because she has a chicken on her head,

1:16:24

like most of us would do it. Well, I don't know what to say to you. Rick would go, oh, let me tell you

1:16:28

about chickens on your head. You never missed, not once. It's because I've heard it all you have heard. I have learned things from you though,

1:16:33

really like what what not to do? That's true, it's a broad

1:16:39

category. I get you and what not to do? Well, Danny,

1:16:43

the show is coming to a close. It is. It's weird. I

1:16:45

hate to say that, but but it is. We are coming to the

1:16:48

conclusion of your final show here on KZY. Okay, do you have some

1:16:51

parting words? Don't do anything I have ever done. Now you're thinking that's

1:16:57

untrue. That's a weird thing to say. What a cop out, but

1:16:59

the don't call it station in the last twenty four hours say oh, do

1:17:01

you remember the time I broke a guitar against your back? And I said,

1:17:04

yeah, that's very well into the Brady bunch and broke a cop it's

1:17:08

me Jose Kensego. Well, they don't know if that guy knows how to

1:17:10

make a phone call on or something. That's the point Jose can Sego's call

1:17:13

him and said, yeah, I remember the time I kicked your ass. You did not you my am bastard. But people, I've had a weird

1:17:17

life. Yeah you have, Oh yeah I have. So we of course

1:17:20

want to say thank you to everyone for listening over the past twelve years.

1:17:25

I have we said a big Thank you to that as you know some news

1:17:28

lady. Do you remember her name, Carly? That was her name, and she said, what's the worst thing about retiring? I said, I

1:17:32

need the money, you know, but no, I'm retiring for real today.

1:17:36

Thank you to our listeners. Thank you to iHeart, thank you to

1:17:40

our bosses, to Mark and Rich and Sarge and Maynard and everyone else who

1:17:45

has supported this show over the last twelve years. Danny, I am I'm

1:17:49

heartbroken to see you go. It's the end of an era for our listeners.

1:17:54

For me, I am staying, but it's just never going to be

1:17:57

the same without you. Mane. No, I won't be the same. And I don't know what their plans are, but I don't know that you

1:18:02

need anybody else. You're great. You're great at this job. And you

1:18:05

know, people say I wouldn't be here about you. I wouldn't be here

1:18:09

without you, Sarah, I wouldn't be I don't even value I've come with

1:18:11

when I asked you. We're in Philadelphia. I think we're live on the

1:18:14

air. I can't remember. Hey, so I'm going to Sarah, I'm going to Seattle to do radio. Will you please come with me? And

1:18:18

you said yeah, and that's what you got for twelve years, and God

1:18:21

bless you, thank you well. And if you were going somewhere else,

1:18:25

I'd go with you, man, But I'm the job, Danny. Thank

1:18:30

you, no prom thank you very much. All right, it's why don't

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two point five kzy okay The classic rac station